How to Score in Rugby: A Blind Man’s Guide Dog to a Pile of Smelly Sweating Sticky Bodies of Ogres and Other Foolish Blind Men

Well, the score is counted by how many sheep you jump over in a row of fifteen, multiplied by the number of broken legs minus the number of teeth left in your upper jaw, divide them by x which is derived from the equation  and you get the primordial equivalent of a 3D Sudoku squared by the rooted distance from the Sun at the relevant time of scoring… Oh, and there’s the ball, you kick it when you’re happy and you get a bunch of blokes jumping all over your head trying to make a jack-o-lantern out of it… But that’s a whole different story… I think that one is called a wicket? Dunno… I’m not that good at tennis :\…

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~ by H.Q. on 27 October 2011.

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